March 2012
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One time in grade 5 this girl came over from another country, and didn’t speak English well and I always became friends with the ESL kids in elementary cause idk I just did.
She told me that if you make your belly button bleed by like scratching it by accident that it will kill you and that her brothers friend died that way.
She scarred me for life.
I never touch my belly button.
This one time in the Summer I slept from 12AM to 6:30PM the next day which is a long time lol.. Anyways, obviously I didn’t answer my phone cause I was asleep so my mom and auntie came into my room crying and screaming cause they thought I was dead.
Yeah.
Whenever I go to turn off my laptop it always takes an extra five minutes cause of my wallpaper…
cuntycuntycunty asked: I saw her this morning on the bus lol. We went to the store and boicky a Danish and stuff
I wonder how many tools have gotten “YOLO” tattooed on them.
Dear god.
this is rather funny and out of the ordinary →
blua:
What’s the last thing you masturbated to?
Have you ever had sex in a public place?
Where do you like to be kissed most?
Do you have any sex toys?
What’s your favourite colour lingerie?
What colour panties are you wearing?
Where do you like to be touched most?
What’s your fetish?
What’s your sexiest article of clothing?
What’s your favourite sexual position?
What’s your favourite...
I have to urinate
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johnnychristisshort asked: WENDYS GAVE ME THE WRONG BURGER, MAN. That's what I'm so mad about. Oh, and One Direction. Their name makes me mad also.
beardymcflannelpants replied to your post: beardymcflannelpants replied to your post: I’m…
That is what my friends call me in Call of Duty so that works for me. Yeah, good talk, dude.
Well now I wanna come up with something else.
johnnychristisshort asked: im so mad.
beardymcflannelpants replied to your post: I’m bored as fuck and nothing will entertain me…
Adolf Hitler could bring you DMT and you’d be entertained.
Well yeah because he is a fucking ghost.
I am nicknaming you Beardy by the way.
Okay I am glad we had this talk.
I’m bored as fuck and nothing will entertain me unless Joe Rogan and Eddie Bravo come to my door with like 10G’s of DMT and then I will be entertained.
cuntycuntycunty replied to your post: cuntycuntycunty replied to your post: Where is my…
Yelling
Then listen to music, honey boo-boo.
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cuntycuntycunty replied to your post: Where is my bb?
Scared
Why?
Where is my bb?
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Jordenne (more-deadthan-living.tumblr.com) LOVES One Direction! LOVES them!
And it’s her birthday, I know some of you are 1D fans, so you should all go and submit her some photos of them for a present, kinda :)
more-deadthan-living.tumblr.com
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more-deadthan-living:
JAYLEEN IS TALKING TO ME.
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more-deadthan-living:
Where is Tobagano?
Right here, motherfucker.